Cough, Sneeze, Wheeze – Your Body and You

Friends, family, tis the season to be jolly,

But don’t forget the futile folly of

fighting germs as grandma did.

They’re in the office and have made a bid

for the groggy, snotty, “I might not come in” job

that leaves our heads hung

and a nose full of gross blobs.

So raise a toast of emergen-c,

And comply to our managerial plea,

Use the clorox wipes every day

And cover your mouth so you don’t spray,

Wash your hands with the sanitizer

and these damn germs will be none the wiser

as we carry out a war unspoken but here

and my darling friends the end will be near.

So heed my warning dear sirs and madams

Don’t fall into the flu season chasm,

Wipe your desks daily with bleach,

and sanitize your hands before taking your seats.

Failure to comply puts us all in danger,

Don’t be the red shirt to our Texas Ranger.

 

But seriously, clorox wipes can be found at the end of each of your rows along with hand sanitizer. Please wipe down your desks daily and clean your hands thoroughly. We would like to stay healthy and this cold that just ran through the office was wicked.

If either container gets close to half full, please let a teamlead know.