Attention All Capable Hands!

ALL HANDS ON DECK!

The war against the bacterial scum is a treacherous battle, but alas we have found that it is in fact a foe which can be vanquished with the power of both vigilance, and persistence. This is the reason we have instituted a mandatory check sheet for all bridge captains to adhere to on a daily basis.

 

At the top of this post, you will find an example of the check sheet in question. You will learn this sheet; you will love this sheet; you may develop a personal bond with this sheet, and its eggshell white appearance. We won’t judge you, but we do expect you to carry the flag, brothers and sisters.

 

Bridge captains will not be expected to directly complete each and every task on the check list against the bacterial scum. However, they will be held responsible for confirming the completion of each and every one of the task items for each and every day of their shift.

 

Coming soon to a desk surface in a shared space near you, you will soon have the pleasure of indulging in the glorious beauty of a completed/incomplete stackable bin to keep track of your war tales. It is with the power of vigilance, and persistence, that we believe we can overcome this treacherous villain, and co-exist with one another in both a clean, and slightly lemon zest-y environment. Remember, brothers and sisters, that productivity, health, and prosperity are the keys to our success!

Stay clean, and remember that the only good germ, is a dead germ.